1 00:00:01,209 --> 00:00:04,629 [mellow music plays] 2 00:00:04,713 --> 00:00:07,340 [indistinct chatter over TV] 3 00:00:07,424 --> 00:00:09,175 [shower running] 4 00:00:09,259 --> 00:00:11,636 [whistling in shower] 5 00:00:20,061 --> 00:00:21,688 Oh! [gasps] 6 00:00:22,605 --> 00:00:23,606 Hello, Rudy. 7 00:00:24,566 --> 00:00:26,776 Normally, I'd frisk you to make sure you're not packing. 8 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:29,612 But in this case, I'll make an exception. 9 00:00:30,238 --> 00:00:31,656 Do you know who I am? 10 00:00:31,740 --> 00:00:32,741 Al Nicoletto. 11 00:00:32,824 --> 00:00:34,325 It's a nice hotel, huh? 12 00:00:34,409 --> 00:00:38,496 I killed a guy here in ninety… five? 13 00:00:38,580 --> 00:00:40,623 Ninety-- '96? 14 00:00:40,707 --> 00:00:42,834 '96. Memories. 15 00:00:42,917 --> 00:00:44,627 [sharp exhale] I don't have the money. 16 00:00:45,420 --> 00:00:46,463 I swear to God. 17 00:00:46,546 --> 00:00:48,006 Well then, I'll just let you go, right? 18 00:00:48,089 --> 00:00:50,592 Nobody who swears to God could possibly be lying. 19 00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:53,678 -[muffled gunshot] -Ahh! 20 00:00:54,971 --> 00:00:58,641 You and your partner stole $3.1 million from our friends in Miami. 21 00:00:59,601 --> 00:01:00,602 More or less. 22 00:01:01,311 --> 00:01:02,729 They don't have the exact figure yet. 23 00:01:02,812 --> 00:01:04,522 -[in pain] I don't have it! -One holding account. 24 00:01:04,606 --> 00:01:07,317 -Ben took the money! -Ben Gruber, your partner, right? 25 00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:10,779 That's right. We were supposed to meet up next week, split the money. 26 00:01:10,862 --> 00:01:11,863 Meet where? 27 00:01:12,822 --> 00:01:14,699 [groans] I don't know. Ben was gonna call. 28 00:01:14,783 --> 00:01:17,118 -Where is he? -California. That's all I know. 29 00:01:17,202 --> 00:01:18,953 [groans] 30 00:01:19,037 --> 00:01:20,455 That postcard over there. 31 00:01:26,085 --> 00:01:28,838 "Sit tight. I'll call next week." 32 00:01:30,507 --> 00:01:31,633 [sobs] That's all I know. 33 00:01:32,717 --> 00:01:34,844 -I swear. -I got bad news for you, Rudy. 34 00:01:37,305 --> 00:01:38,681 I believe you. 35 00:01:38,765 --> 00:01:40,099 -[muffled gunshot] -Ahh! [thuds] 36 00:01:46,022 --> 00:01:48,817 ["It's a Jungle Out There" by Randy Newman plays] 37 00:01:48,900 --> 00:01:51,361 ♪ It's a jungle out there ♪ 38 00:01:51,444 --> 00:01:53,738 ♪ Disorder and confusion everywhere ♪ 39 00:01:55,949 --> 00:01:59,285 ♪ No one seems to care Well, I do ♪ 40 00:01:59,369 --> 00:02:02,247 ♪ Hey, who's in charge here? ♪ 41 00:02:02,330 --> 00:02:04,624 ♪ It's a jungle out there ♪ 42 00:02:06,125 --> 00:02:08,461 ♪ Poison in the very air we breathe ♪ 43 00:02:09,546 --> 00:02:11,297 ♪ You know what's in the water That you drink? ♪ 44 00:02:11,381 --> 00:02:16,136 ♪ Well, I do, and it's amazing ♪ 45 00:02:16,219 --> 00:02:19,347 ♪ People think I'm crazy 'Cause I worry all the time ♪ 46 00:02:19,430 --> 00:02:21,558 ♪ If you paid attention You'd be worried too ♪ 47 00:02:22,809 --> 00:02:26,771 ♪ You'd better pay attention Or this world we love so much ♪ 48 00:02:26,855 --> 00:02:30,567 ♪ Might just kill you ♪ 49 00:02:30,650 --> 00:02:32,485 ♪ I could be wrong now ♪ 50 00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:34,821 ♪ But I don't think so ♪ 51 00:02:34,904 --> 00:02:37,615 ♪ 'Cause it's a jungle out there ♪ 52 00:02:37,699 --> 00:02:39,534 ♪ It's a jungle out there ♪ 53 00:02:43,496 --> 00:02:46,624 [upbeat jazz plays] 54 00:03:15,486 --> 00:03:18,072 The winery's over there. And this is the inn. 55 00:03:18,156 --> 00:03:20,909 [Natalie] Oh, it's so beautiful. 56 00:03:20,992 --> 00:03:23,912 -You come here every year? -Mm-hmm. 57 00:03:23,995 --> 00:03:25,288 I couldn't do it. 58 00:03:25,371 --> 00:03:26,915 Mitch and I honeymooned in Paris. 59 00:03:26,998 --> 00:03:28,416 I still haven't been back. 60 00:03:28,499 --> 00:03:30,919 I have to come. I promised Trudy. 61 00:03:31,002 --> 00:03:33,671 Oh… ooh! Well… 62 00:03:34,881 --> 00:03:36,716 I am so looking forward to relaxing. 63 00:03:37,592 --> 00:03:40,386 You know, reading a book. Taking a bath. 64 00:03:40,470 --> 00:03:42,972 Oh, I may never leave that bathtub. 65 00:03:43,056 --> 00:03:45,058 Uh, wait a minute. Let me get that one. 66 00:03:46,643 --> 00:03:47,852 -[sharp exhale] -Here you go. 67 00:03:49,354 --> 00:03:50,188 [Monk grunts] 68 00:03:51,189 --> 00:03:52,357 Thank you. 69 00:03:52,440 --> 00:03:54,233 -Oh, oh, the mail. -Pardon me? 70 00:03:54,317 --> 00:03:57,195 I forgot to tell Kevin to bring in the mail. 71 00:03:57,278 --> 00:03:58,488 That's okay, I talked to him. 72 00:03:58,571 --> 00:04:01,032 Maybe we should call him, just to-- just to be sure. 73 00:04:01,115 --> 00:04:03,576 Mr. Monk, I took care of it. He's bringing in the mail. 74 00:04:03,660 --> 00:04:04,869 What are you doing? 75 00:04:05,912 --> 00:04:08,790 What, you don't believe me? Why would I lie about something like that? 76 00:04:09,415 --> 00:04:12,543 -To shut me up. -Mr. Monk, I'm not a liar. I called him. 77 00:04:13,836 --> 00:04:15,505 -Just to be sure. -[beeps] 78 00:04:15,588 --> 00:04:17,090 Mr. Monk, we are partners now. 79 00:04:17,173 --> 00:04:18,800 That means we have to trust each other. 80 00:04:18,883 --> 00:04:20,843 That is the rule, okay? 81 00:04:20,927 --> 00:04:23,554 I have to trust you. You have to trust me. 82 00:04:23,638 --> 00:04:25,348 No matter what we say. 83 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:28,226 You're right. 84 00:04:28,309 --> 00:04:29,811 -I'm sorry. -Okay. 85 00:04:40,780 --> 00:04:43,157 -[door creaks, closes] -[Monk] Oh, no. 86 00:04:43,241 --> 00:04:44,826 -Oh, no. -What? 87 00:04:44,909 --> 00:04:46,995 [Monk] Oh, it's so different. 88 00:04:47,620 --> 00:04:50,081 This is not at all the way I remember it. 89 00:05:01,968 --> 00:05:03,303 -Feel better? -A little. 90 00:05:03,386 --> 00:05:04,887 Adrian! 91 00:05:04,971 --> 00:05:06,973 Hello! 92 00:05:07,056 --> 00:05:08,683 -Welcome back. -Uh… 93 00:05:08,766 --> 00:05:11,978 -Uh, welcome home. [chuckles] -Hello, Sylvia. 94 00:05:12,061 --> 00:05:15,106 Has it really been a year already? 95 00:05:15,189 --> 00:05:17,275 Oh, you must be Natalie. 96 00:05:17,358 --> 00:05:19,527 Welcome to wine country. 97 00:05:19,610 --> 00:05:22,113 Sylvia Willis. Sylvia to my friends, 98 00:05:22,196 --> 00:05:24,615 -whom I hope is everybody. -[laughs] 99 00:05:24,699 --> 00:05:27,118 Oh, Adrian, I've got your room all ready. 100 00:05:27,201 --> 00:05:30,038 Your special pillows, special towels, 101 00:05:30,121 --> 00:05:31,789 and your special soap. 102 00:05:31,873 --> 00:05:34,125 And I hope you got my letter about the rug. 103 00:05:34,208 --> 00:05:37,378 Oh, yes. They had to replace one of the rugs. 104 00:05:37,462 --> 00:05:39,213 Oh, thank you for being so understanding. 105 00:05:39,297 --> 00:05:41,007 Uh, would you sign in, please? 106 00:05:41,090 --> 00:05:42,633 You're going to be in room 204 107 00:05:42,717 --> 00:05:44,093 -at the top of the stairs. -Oh, sure. 108 00:05:44,719 --> 00:05:47,180 Sylvia, I want to apologize again for last year-- 109 00:05:47,263 --> 00:05:49,891 Oh, don't mention it. It's ancient history. 110 00:05:50,558 --> 00:05:51,851 What happened last year? 111 00:05:51,934 --> 00:05:54,020 Well, it's not worth mentioning. 112 00:05:54,979 --> 00:05:57,273 We had a… mystery weekend. 113 00:05:57,356 --> 00:06:00,234 And… we hired some actors 114 00:06:00,318 --> 00:06:02,361 who were going to act out a little murder. 115 00:06:02,445 --> 00:06:04,280 I'm really, really sorry. 116 00:06:04,363 --> 00:06:07,450 And, uh, it was supposed to be for three days. 117 00:06:07,533 --> 00:06:10,244 And everybody paid in advance for three days. 118 00:06:10,870 --> 00:06:14,040 Adrian solved the case in-- What was it, 12 minutes? 119 00:06:14,123 --> 00:06:17,335 Well, I-I knew that the general's daughter was lying about meeting Churchill, 120 00:06:17,418 --> 00:06:20,254 because Churchill wasn't knighted until 1953. 121 00:06:20,338 --> 00:06:22,548 Which meant that Reginald, the limping chauffeur, 122 00:06:22,632 --> 00:06:25,009 who supplied her alibi, was also lying. 123 00:06:25,093 --> 00:06:27,053 So obviously, they were lovers 124 00:06:27,136 --> 00:06:29,555 -who were planning to kill the sultan… -Anyway, uh… 125 00:06:29,639 --> 00:06:33,726 -…and steal the Arabian Emerald. -We had to refund everybody's money. 126 00:06:33,810 --> 00:06:35,728 No big deal. 127 00:06:35,812 --> 00:06:37,897 But we learned our lesson. 128 00:06:37,980 --> 00:06:40,900 No more mysteries when Adrian Monk is in town. 129 00:06:40,983 --> 00:06:43,528 This time, we're having a wine tasting. 130 00:06:43,611 --> 00:06:45,196 Uh, do you enjoy wine, Natalie? 131 00:06:45,279 --> 00:06:48,741 -A little more than I should. -Oh, then you must join us. 132 00:06:48,825 --> 00:06:52,954 -Uh, Adrian, you don't drink, do you? -No. 133 00:06:53,037 --> 00:06:55,623 Oh, good. Perfect. 134 00:06:55,706 --> 00:06:57,583 Here are your keys. 135 00:06:57,667 --> 00:07:00,586 You know the way. Now, if you need anything, you just call. 136 00:07:01,212 --> 00:07:02,046 Okay. 137 00:07:03,005 --> 00:07:06,425 Natalie, I'm going to sit down here for a little while. 138 00:07:06,509 --> 00:07:08,553 It's sort of a tradition. 139 00:07:09,387 --> 00:07:12,098 -You want some company? -No, no, I'll-- 140 00:07:12,181 --> 00:07:14,016 I'll be fine. I won't be alone. 141 00:07:14,100 --> 00:07:15,393 Okay. 142 00:07:15,476 --> 00:07:17,311 Well, have a good night, Mr. Monk. 143 00:07:17,395 --> 00:07:18,604 Get some rest. 144 00:07:22,483 --> 00:07:25,486 [indistinct chatter] 145 00:07:40,543 --> 00:07:43,880 Not a day goes by when I don't think about you. 146 00:07:44,881 --> 00:07:48,259 And I-I never feel as close to you as I do 147 00:07:49,343 --> 00:07:50,344 when I'm here. 148 00:07:52,722 --> 00:07:53,723 It's always-- 149 00:07:55,683 --> 00:07:58,978 Oh no, no-- Please, leave it. Please. 150 00:08:04,609 --> 00:08:06,027 It's 1984? 151 00:08:06,110 --> 00:08:08,946 Yes, sir. Allacco Cabernet, 1984. 152 00:08:09,030 --> 00:08:11,699 -It had your name on it. -It was my wife's favorite. 153 00:08:15,453 --> 00:08:16,454 Thank you. 154 00:08:24,795 --> 00:08:25,671 Thank you… 155 00:08:26,339 --> 00:08:27,632 for marrying me. 156 00:08:29,675 --> 00:08:30,927 What were you thinking? 157 00:08:40,102 --> 00:08:41,187 [door creaks, closes] 158 00:08:42,104 --> 00:08:43,147 [sighs] 159 00:08:56,536 --> 00:08:59,247 [man laughs] I'm sorry. That's probably me. 160 00:08:59,330 --> 00:09:01,290 I was a little enthusiastic with the Aqua Velva. 161 00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:03,000 -You mind if I rest my cheeks? -Actually-- 162 00:09:03,084 --> 00:09:04,794 Oh, well, if someone comes, I'll get up. 163 00:09:04,877 --> 00:09:06,254 [whispers] I hate drinking alone. 164 00:09:07,088 --> 00:09:09,924 -[speaks Spanish] -Señor. 165 00:09:10,007 --> 00:09:14,262 [speaks Spanish] 166 00:09:15,263 --> 00:09:16,681 [chuckles] 167 00:09:17,598 --> 00:09:19,350 Oh, I'm-I'm, uh, bilingual. 168 00:09:19,433 --> 00:09:20,810 My mother was Venezuelan. 169 00:09:20,893 --> 00:09:23,271 That means I can make an ass of myself in two languages. 170 00:09:23,354 --> 00:09:25,147 -[laughs] -[watch beeps] 171 00:09:25,231 --> 00:09:27,358 Excuse me. Pardon me, I'm sorry. 172 00:09:27,441 --> 00:09:28,734 [grunts] 173 00:09:28,818 --> 00:09:30,236 [pill clacks] 174 00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:34,782 For my heart. [laughs] My old ticker. 175 00:09:34,865 --> 00:09:35,783 Larry Zwibell. 176 00:09:37,618 --> 00:09:38,869 Adrian Monk. 177 00:09:39,537 --> 00:09:41,497 Adrian, nice to know you. So what brings you here? 178 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:43,499 Are you here for the, uh, what, the wine tasting? 179 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:45,960 No, I come every year. It's kind of a tradition. 180 00:09:46,043 --> 00:09:47,962 Oh, that's-- that's nice. Ah, please. 181 00:09:49,547 --> 00:09:50,548 Mm. 182 00:09:57,096 --> 00:10:00,850 [indistinct chatter] 183 00:10:00,933 --> 00:10:02,893 Mm, mm-mm. Mm. 184 00:10:03,686 --> 00:10:05,479 Oh, transcendent. 185 00:10:05,563 --> 00:10:06,814 Like a meal in itself. 186 00:10:09,191 --> 00:10:13,195 Oh, just think. A week ago, I couldn't even afford a bottle of pop. 187 00:10:15,823 --> 00:10:17,658 Oh, fabulous. Hmm. 188 00:10:18,951 --> 00:10:19,994 Hey, are you all right? 189 00:10:21,162 --> 00:10:22,788 I'm not much of a drinker. 190 00:10:23,956 --> 00:10:26,083 Oh. [laughs] How many have you had? 191 00:10:27,668 --> 00:10:29,253 -One bottle? -One sip. 192 00:10:29,879 --> 00:10:32,048 Oh. Well, if you wake up tomorrow 193 00:10:32,131 --> 00:10:33,883 and you're still hammered, you gotta come find me. 194 00:10:33,966 --> 00:10:36,260 I'm in room 202 by the back staircase. 195 00:10:36,344 --> 00:10:39,472 I got a great cure for a hangover. It's 100% guaranteed. 196 00:10:39,555 --> 00:10:41,891 [indistinct chatter] 197 00:10:41,974 --> 00:10:46,479 Um… So, um, if you'll excuse me, I'm, uh… 198 00:10:46,562 --> 00:10:49,690 I'm gonna teach these rubes how to play some cards. [laughs] 199 00:10:49,774 --> 00:10:51,108 Nice knowing you. 200 00:10:51,192 --> 00:10:53,653 -Hello! Hello, everybody. Hi. -Hello. 201 00:10:53,736 --> 00:10:55,696 So, uh, what are you playing? 202 00:10:55,780 --> 00:10:57,365 It's a friendly little game. 203 00:10:57,448 --> 00:10:59,241 Oh, I thought you were playing poker. 204 00:10:59,325 --> 00:11:02,036 -[laughter] -Hey, is this seat taken? 205 00:11:02,119 --> 00:11:04,455 -Go ahead, sit down. -[groans] 206 00:11:04,955 --> 00:11:06,207 -Thank you. -[coughs] 207 00:11:06,290 --> 00:11:08,626 I'm sorry, that's-- You know what? That's probably the Aqua Velva. 208 00:11:08,709 --> 00:11:10,711 Oh, my God, what'd you do? Take a bath in it? 209 00:11:10,795 --> 00:11:14,507 No, I didn't. But that's not a bad idea. I'll try it next time. [laughs] 210 00:11:14,590 --> 00:11:16,008 -Hey, Larry Zwibell. -Hi. 211 00:11:16,092 --> 00:11:18,135 Hi. I brought a couple friends with me. 212 00:11:18,219 --> 00:11:20,554 -Maybe you'd all like to say hi. -Oh. 213 00:11:20,638 --> 00:11:22,681 -Huh? -Bienvenue. 214 00:11:22,765 --> 00:11:24,975 -Pierre Lecoste. -Ah, bonjour, Pierre. 215 00:11:25,059 --> 00:11:26,811 -Bonjour. -Cal Gefsky, hi, how you doin'? 216 00:11:26,894 --> 00:11:28,687 -This is my wife Heidi. -[chuckles] 217 00:11:28,771 --> 00:11:32,566 -Heidi. -Wife. I just can't get used to that. 218 00:11:32,650 --> 00:11:34,110 Oh, we just got married on Saturday. 219 00:11:34,735 --> 00:11:35,778 [Larry] Congratulations. 220 00:11:35,861 --> 00:11:38,489 -Dr. David Sobin. -Ah. Nice to meet you. 221 00:11:38,572 --> 00:11:40,533 He's a psychiatrist, you know. So watch out for him. 222 00:11:40,616 --> 00:11:42,827 A shrink? No, you're kidding. Wait, hold on. 223 00:11:42,910 --> 00:11:44,829 I got a great joke. Okay. Have you guys heard this one? 224 00:11:44,912 --> 00:11:47,623 A guy goes to a psychiatrist and he says, 225 00:11:47,706 --> 00:11:49,667 "Doctor, my wife thinks she's a refrigerator." 226 00:11:49,750 --> 00:11:51,710 And the psychiatrist says, "Well, just ignore her." 227 00:11:51,794 --> 00:11:54,588 And the guy says, "I can't. When she sleeps with her mouth open, 228 00:11:54,672 --> 00:11:56,382 the little light keeps me awake all night." 229 00:11:56,465 --> 00:11:58,050 [laughter] 230 00:11:58,134 --> 00:12:01,137 'Cause the wife… Hey, Adrian, what, are you gonna give up? 231 00:12:01,220 --> 00:12:03,347 Uh, I think so. Good night. 232 00:12:03,431 --> 00:12:05,599 Oh, excuse me? Um, excuse me? 233 00:12:05,683 --> 00:12:08,477 Um, before you go, would you take our picture? 234 00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:09,895 -Uh, sure. -Oh, that's a good idea. 235 00:12:09,979 --> 00:12:11,063 Okay. 236 00:12:17,653 --> 00:12:18,821 Hold still. 237 00:12:18,904 --> 00:12:20,948 -Hold-- hold still. -[Heidi clears throat] 238 00:12:21,031 --> 00:12:22,074 Ready… 239 00:12:22,741 --> 00:12:24,118 Smile. 240 00:12:24,201 --> 00:12:27,580 Wait, let-- let's stand oldest to youngest. 241 00:12:27,663 --> 00:12:29,874 So that would be you, then you, then you, then you-- 242 00:12:29,957 --> 00:12:32,042 Mr. Monk. I will take the picture. 243 00:12:37,089 --> 00:12:38,299 [beeps, clicks] 244 00:12:55,691 --> 00:12:57,860 Oh, Mr. Monk. I was just coming to get you. 245 00:12:57,943 --> 00:12:59,111 -Shh. -It's a beautiful day. 246 00:12:59,195 --> 00:13:01,030 They have an amazing breakfast downstairs. 247 00:13:01,113 --> 00:13:01,989 Shh! 248 00:13:04,658 --> 00:13:05,659 Are you okay? 249 00:13:05,743 --> 00:13:06,911 [groans] 250 00:13:09,788 --> 00:13:10,831 Were you drinking? 251 00:13:10,915 --> 00:13:13,125 Just… a little. 252 00:13:13,209 --> 00:13:14,251 Not even a glass. 253 00:13:16,378 --> 00:13:17,254 [groans] 254 00:13:18,005 --> 00:13:21,091 Oh, oh, I met a guy. He's in 202. 255 00:13:21,175 --> 00:13:23,219 He said he had a cure for this. 256 00:13:23,302 --> 00:13:26,972 Uh, he said it was-- he said it was guaranteed. 257 00:13:27,056 --> 00:13:29,517 -Oh, here, 202. -202. 258 00:13:32,353 --> 00:13:33,187 [groans] 259 00:13:34,396 --> 00:13:37,816 Larry? It's-- it's Adrian from last night. 260 00:13:39,151 --> 00:13:40,152 Hello? 261 00:13:40,903 --> 00:13:43,447 Oh, I'm sorry. I-I was looking for Larry. 262 00:13:43,531 --> 00:13:45,074 -Huh? -Uh… 263 00:13:45,157 --> 00:13:46,825 Did you switch rooms? 264 00:13:46,909 --> 00:13:48,118 No, no, no. 265 00:13:48,202 --> 00:13:52,248 Oh. Well, he said 202. At the back. 266 00:13:52,331 --> 00:13:54,375 Wh-wh-who are you talking about? 267 00:13:55,876 --> 00:13:57,461 Larry… 268 00:13:57,545 --> 00:13:59,421 Larry Zwibell. 269 00:13:59,505 --> 00:14:02,299 Uh, from last night. 270 00:14:02,383 --> 00:14:05,719 -You played poker with him? -Uh, no, no. You're mistaken. 271 00:14:05,803 --> 00:14:07,846 You see, I don't know anybody by this name. 272 00:14:07,930 --> 00:14:09,139 Excusez-moi. Bonjour. 273 00:14:11,559 --> 00:14:14,061 Oh, good morning. I hope you're hungry. 274 00:14:14,144 --> 00:14:15,521 Hi, good morning. 275 00:14:15,604 --> 00:14:18,065 Uh, we're looking for a guest. A Larry Zwibell. 276 00:14:18,148 --> 00:14:19,066 Who? 277 00:14:19,149 --> 00:14:22,736 He checked in last night. You remember? Room 202. 278 00:14:22,820 --> 00:14:25,030 Adrian, nobody checked in yesterday 279 00:14:25,114 --> 00:14:26,532 except for you and Natalie. 280 00:14:26,615 --> 00:14:30,202 No. No, no, no. Sylvia. I talked to him. 281 00:14:30,286 --> 00:14:33,038 H-he-- Larry Zwibell. 282 00:14:33,122 --> 00:14:34,915 Uh, see for yourself. 283 00:14:43,424 --> 00:14:45,759 He was here. I talked to him. 284 00:14:46,844 --> 00:14:48,262 You have to believe me. 285 00:15:16,790 --> 00:15:17,625 Okay. 286 00:15:18,584 --> 00:15:21,128 There are three cars in the parking lot, plus mine. 287 00:15:21,211 --> 00:15:23,505 The same three cars that were there last night. 288 00:15:23,589 --> 00:15:24,757 Maybe he left. 289 00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:27,551 But that wouldn't explain why everybody's lying. 290 00:15:27,635 --> 00:15:30,054 -Then why didn't he check in? -He did check in. 291 00:15:30,137 --> 00:15:32,598 He said room 202. 292 00:15:32,681 --> 00:15:36,310 Look. We signed in on the bottom of this page. 293 00:15:37,227 --> 00:15:40,439 She could've removed the next page. 294 00:15:40,522 --> 00:15:42,149 Why would she do that, Mr. Monk? 295 00:15:44,026 --> 00:15:45,069 I don't know. 296 00:15:46,236 --> 00:15:47,655 Something happened. 297 00:15:49,198 --> 00:15:51,075 Something happened here. 298 00:15:51,742 --> 00:15:52,576 Come on. 299 00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:55,454 Are you sure you only had one drink? 300 00:16:00,334 --> 00:16:01,210 Natalie, 301 00:16:02,419 --> 00:16:03,629 I met him. 302 00:16:05,839 --> 00:16:08,092 He-- he spoke Spanish. 303 00:16:08,175 --> 00:16:12,262 And he reeked of Aqua Velva. 304 00:16:16,308 --> 00:16:17,643 You believe me, right? 305 00:16:22,022 --> 00:16:24,149 You said we have to believe each other. 306 00:16:25,109 --> 00:16:26,318 You said that was the rule. 307 00:16:26,944 --> 00:16:27,820 That's true. 308 00:16:28,570 --> 00:16:29,405 That's true. 309 00:16:36,495 --> 00:16:37,329 [clears throat] 310 00:16:37,955 --> 00:16:39,790 Excuse me, I'm sorry to bother you all. 311 00:16:39,873 --> 00:16:43,043 But we're looking for a guest. Larry Zwibell. 312 00:16:43,127 --> 00:16:45,170 -He was here last night. -Who? 313 00:16:45,254 --> 00:16:47,756 [scoffs] I told you I never heard of him. 314 00:16:48,966 --> 00:16:51,510 He played poker with you. 315 00:16:51,593 --> 00:16:54,388 He told you that joke about the psychiatrist. 316 00:16:54,471 --> 00:16:57,057 The wife who thinks she's a refrigerator. 317 00:16:57,683 --> 00:16:59,768 And the psychiatrist says, "Just ignore it." 318 00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:02,646 But the man says, "I can't because when she sleeps 319 00:17:02,730 --> 00:17:03,939 with her mouth open, 320 00:17:04,022 --> 00:17:06,984 the little light inside her mouth keeps me awake." 321 00:17:07,067 --> 00:17:08,736 -[laughter] -That's brilliant. 322 00:17:08,819 --> 00:17:10,904 Why-why are you laughing? 323 00:17:10,988 --> 00:17:12,364 Because it's funny. 324 00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:13,991 B-b-but you already heard it. 325 00:17:14,074 --> 00:17:16,034 You heard it last night. 326 00:17:20,539 --> 00:17:22,666 -They already heard it. -Maybe it's your delivery. 327 00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:26,962 [sharp exhale] Did you notice the French guy did this? 328 00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:28,380 That's his tell. 329 00:17:28,464 --> 00:17:30,591 I was watching him play poker last night. 330 00:17:30,674 --> 00:17:33,635 Whenever he bluffed, he rubbed his nose. 331 00:17:33,719 --> 00:17:36,889 I'm telling you, he did it upstairs earlier too. 332 00:17:37,598 --> 00:17:41,560 He's lying. They are all lying. It's-- it's a conspiracy. 333 00:17:42,227 --> 00:17:44,188 Mr. Monk, why? 334 00:17:45,022 --> 00:17:46,440 They don't even know each other. 335 00:17:48,776 --> 00:17:49,860 Ah. 336 00:17:49,943 --> 00:17:51,904 -Ricardo. -Señor? 337 00:17:52,821 --> 00:17:53,655 [clears throat] 338 00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:57,785 Ricardo, you remember my friend. 339 00:17:57,868 --> 00:18:00,954 He was-- he was sitting with me at that table right there. 340 00:18:01,038 --> 00:18:02,414 He spoke Spanish to you. 341 00:18:02,498 --> 00:18:03,957 He ordered the Degout Pinot. 342 00:18:04,833 --> 00:18:09,088 I am sorry, Señor. There was no one there. You were alone all night. 343 00:18:09,171 --> 00:18:10,589 -Ricardo-- -Excuse me. 344 00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:17,471 [birds chirping] 345 00:18:19,014 --> 00:18:21,350 Well, you're getting an early start. 346 00:18:21,433 --> 00:18:23,894 -[chuckles] -The tasting doesn't begin until noon. 347 00:18:24,728 --> 00:18:26,647 -May I? -Sure. 348 00:18:26,730 --> 00:18:29,525 -Oh, they make this here. -Mm. 349 00:18:30,234 --> 00:18:31,777 They just released it this morning. 350 00:18:31,860 --> 00:18:33,028 And how is it? 351 00:18:33,111 --> 00:18:35,239 It's good. It's, uh, it's sweet. 352 00:18:35,864 --> 00:18:37,699 But it has a, um… 353 00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:39,827 It has a weird aftertaste to it. 354 00:18:39,910 --> 00:18:40,994 -[exhales] -Do you taste it? 355 00:18:41,078 --> 00:18:42,746 No, not really. 356 00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:46,667 I'm a little bit worried about your friend. 357 00:18:46,750 --> 00:18:50,170 I'm a psychiatrist, and I saw him yesterday 358 00:18:50,254 --> 00:18:51,338 talking to an empty chair. 359 00:18:51,421 --> 00:18:53,132 Oh, yeah, he does that. 360 00:18:53,215 --> 00:18:55,634 His wife died eight years ago. He talks to her. 361 00:18:55,717 --> 00:18:57,928 Mrs. Willis said he used to be a detective. 362 00:18:58,011 --> 00:18:59,263 He was discharged? 363 00:19:00,180 --> 00:19:02,599 May I ask, why is he here? 364 00:19:02,683 --> 00:19:05,435 Well, it's his anniversary, and they honeymooned here, so… 365 00:19:06,728 --> 00:19:11,692 So. This is probably a time of stress for him. 366 00:19:12,484 --> 00:19:13,777 Does he handle stress well? 367 00:19:14,528 --> 00:19:16,780 No. He handles stress unwell. 368 00:19:16,864 --> 00:19:22,661 Lonely children will sometimes make up a person in their minds. 369 00:19:22,744 --> 00:19:25,205 Uh, an imaginary friend, if you will. 370 00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:29,626 I've seen it a lot in my practice. I've seen adults do it too. 371 00:19:29,710 --> 00:19:32,796 Well, you don't know Adrian Monk. He's a great detective. 372 00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:35,632 The police don't make a move without talking to him first. 373 00:19:35,716 --> 00:19:37,885 I don't know what's going on here. 374 00:19:37,968 --> 00:19:40,554 But if he says he met a man named Larry Zwibell, 375 00:19:40,637 --> 00:19:42,764 then he met a man named Larry Zwibell. 376 00:19:45,392 --> 00:19:47,728 Oh. This is interesting. 377 00:19:51,273 --> 00:19:52,816 There's nothing upstairs. 378 00:19:54,067 --> 00:19:55,360 What's going on? 379 00:19:55,444 --> 00:19:56,570 Um… 380 00:19:57,529 --> 00:19:58,530 excuse me. 381 00:20:05,954 --> 00:20:07,456 [Natalie] What do you think? 382 00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:08,874 About what? 383 00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:10,751 The signature. 384 00:20:12,961 --> 00:20:13,962 The painter. 385 00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:17,007 He has the same name as… 386 00:20:17,090 --> 00:20:18,592 As my hallucination? 387 00:20:18,675 --> 00:20:19,843 Hey, I didn't say that. 388 00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:22,221 Now, Mr. Monk, you gotta admit, 389 00:20:22,930 --> 00:20:24,556 it looks kinda bad. 390 00:20:26,099 --> 00:20:28,185 People might think that you… 391 00:20:29,603 --> 00:20:31,021 saw the name and… 392 00:20:32,397 --> 00:20:33,398 made up a person. 393 00:20:36,443 --> 00:20:37,277 Or… 394 00:20:38,278 --> 00:20:40,739 the man I met 395 00:20:40,822 --> 00:20:42,741 saw the name on that painting 396 00:20:43,533 --> 00:20:46,370 and decided to use it for himself. 397 00:20:56,213 --> 00:20:57,047 The camera. 398 00:20:58,715 --> 00:21:01,385 Natalie, they took a photo last night. 399 00:21:01,468 --> 00:21:03,512 A-a-a group photo. 400 00:21:03,595 --> 00:21:05,097 And he was in it. 401 00:21:05,180 --> 00:21:08,475 And this is our 2002 Cabernet Sauvignon. 402 00:21:08,558 --> 00:21:11,019 I think you'll like it. It's slightly softer 403 00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:12,813 and more tannic than the Merlot. 404 00:21:16,149 --> 00:21:18,485 -We've got to get that camera. -Okay. 405 00:21:19,403 --> 00:21:20,445 You stay here. 406 00:21:21,905 --> 00:21:23,699 -Ah, will you be joining us? -Yes. 407 00:21:23,782 --> 00:21:26,284 -Good. The more the merrier. -Thank you. 408 00:21:26,368 --> 00:21:28,453 Next, we're going to try the Syrah. 409 00:21:28,537 --> 00:21:31,373 Now, the Syrah comes from our very own grapes 410 00:21:31,456 --> 00:21:32,833 in the east vineyard. 411 00:21:35,168 --> 00:21:36,712 What are you drinking? 412 00:21:36,795 --> 00:21:40,507 Uh, it's the, uh, the Sierra Springs. 413 00:21:40,590 --> 00:21:41,883 How is it? 414 00:21:41,967 --> 00:21:43,051 It's exquisite. 415 00:21:44,011 --> 00:21:46,388 Is this… your first wine tasting? 416 00:21:47,514 --> 00:21:48,807 I'll explain what they're doing. 417 00:21:48,890 --> 00:21:51,268 There are five steps. We call them the five Ss. 418 00:21:51,351 --> 00:21:53,979 -Mm-hmm. -See, swirl, sniff, sip, and spit. 419 00:21:54,062 --> 00:21:57,649 Now, they're on step one. How does the wine look? 420 00:21:57,733 --> 00:21:59,943 Is it rich in color? Does it react with the light? 421 00:22:00,027 --> 00:22:02,821 Excuse me. Uh, what was that last one? 422 00:22:02,904 --> 00:22:04,406 Uh, step five. 423 00:22:05,407 --> 00:22:06,491 Spit. 424 00:22:06,575 --> 00:22:09,286 So, th-th-they're going to be… spitting? 425 00:22:09,369 --> 00:22:10,829 That's it. 426 00:22:10,912 --> 00:22:13,999 -Mmm, I can hold your camera for you. -Oh, I'm good. 427 00:22:15,292 --> 00:22:17,377 -Now they're on step three. -Oh, step three. 428 00:22:17,461 --> 00:22:20,505 Sniffing. You smell the wine. Inhale deeply. 429 00:22:20,589 --> 00:22:22,424 Do you smell the fruit or the herbs? 430 00:22:22,507 --> 00:22:24,634 Uh, so that means, really, there's only two steps left 431 00:22:24,718 --> 00:22:26,762 until the… spitting. 432 00:22:26,845 --> 00:22:29,639 -That's right. -Uh, all-- all at once? 433 00:22:29,723 --> 00:22:34,853 All of them spitting on the porch here? Uh, with me on the porch? 434 00:22:34,936 --> 00:22:36,521 -Now they're sipping. -Sipping? 435 00:22:36,605 --> 00:22:39,983 So spitting is next. Oh, God. Oh, here it comes. 436 00:22:41,818 --> 00:22:42,944 [groans] 437 00:22:44,112 --> 00:22:45,447 [Monk] Ahh! 438 00:22:46,865 --> 00:22:49,701 [laughter] 439 00:22:49,785 --> 00:22:51,369 This is so much fun, isn't it? 440 00:22:51,453 --> 00:22:53,830 How about a group shot? A little newlywed group shot. 441 00:22:53,914 --> 00:22:55,540 -I'll take it. -Oh, maybe later. 442 00:22:58,919 --> 00:22:59,920 Oh, my God. 443 00:23:00,796 --> 00:23:03,090 -It's a kissing fern. -A what? 444 00:23:03,173 --> 00:23:05,300 Yeah. They're called kissing ferns. 445 00:23:05,926 --> 00:23:08,929 It's supposed to be good luck for newlyweds to kiss underneath one. 446 00:23:09,012 --> 00:23:10,388 Haven't you heard that song? 447 00:23:10,472 --> 00:23:13,475 ♪ Kiss me under the kissing fern, baby ♪ 448 00:23:13,558 --> 00:23:16,686 -Mm… Yeah. -Fern… yeah, yeah, okay, yeah. 449 00:23:16,770 --> 00:23:19,106 -[Heidi chuckles] -Yeah, okay, well, in that case, uh… 450 00:23:20,607 --> 00:23:21,650 [Natalie clears throat] 451 00:23:22,526 --> 00:23:23,360 Yeah. 452 00:23:24,528 --> 00:23:25,821 Here? Ready? 453 00:23:25,904 --> 00:23:29,699 Oh, wow. You don't get it. It's so cute. Let me take a picture. 454 00:23:32,244 --> 00:23:34,579 -Gotta get a great angle here. -[beeping] 455 00:23:37,624 --> 00:23:39,209 You can… take the picture. 456 00:23:39,292 --> 00:23:41,545 -[beeping] -♪ Kiss me ♪ 457 00:23:41,628 --> 00:23:44,339 ♪ Underneath the kissin' fern ♪ 458 00:23:44,422 --> 00:23:46,049 ♪ Baby ♪ 459 00:23:46,883 --> 00:23:49,928 ♪ The hanging plant ♪ 460 00:23:50,011 --> 00:23:53,515 -♪ The hanging plant ♪ -♪ Ba boom boom boom ♪ 461 00:23:53,598 --> 00:23:56,893 -♪ Of love ♪ -♪ Ba ba ba ba boom ♪ 462 00:23:56,977 --> 00:23:58,520 ♪ The kissing… ♪ 463 00:24:08,321 --> 00:24:09,239 [Natalie grunts] 464 00:24:12,450 --> 00:24:14,077 You'll feel better when you get home. 465 00:24:14,995 --> 00:24:16,037 We'll call Dr. Kroger. 466 00:24:16,663 --> 00:24:17,873 It's Saturday. 467 00:24:19,166 --> 00:24:20,542 We'll call Dr. Kroger. 468 00:24:22,919 --> 00:24:24,129 Natalie, I met him. 469 00:24:25,130 --> 00:24:26,423 I talked to him. 470 00:24:28,175 --> 00:24:29,384 He was so real. 471 00:24:30,260 --> 00:24:33,513 How could I-- How could I be so wrong? 472 00:24:34,639 --> 00:24:37,392 I'm never taking another drink as long as I live. 473 00:24:38,685 --> 00:24:42,480 Mr. Monk, some people just have no tolerance. 474 00:24:42,564 --> 00:24:45,817 I used to work in a bar. I saw it all the time. 475 00:24:45,901 --> 00:24:47,694 You had two sips. 476 00:24:47,777 --> 00:24:49,738 That's like ten shots to a normal person. 477 00:24:49,821 --> 00:24:50,989 Thank you. 478 00:24:51,072 --> 00:24:52,324 Hey, folks, how you doing? 479 00:24:53,116 --> 00:24:55,911 Listen, I'm looking for my brother. He's gone missing. 480 00:24:55,994 --> 00:24:57,329 Have you seen him? 481 00:24:59,623 --> 00:25:00,582 That's him! 482 00:25:01,416 --> 00:25:03,501 -That's the guy! -You know him? 483 00:25:03,585 --> 00:25:06,046 I-I met him last night! 484 00:25:06,129 --> 00:25:07,047 Really? 485 00:25:09,257 --> 00:25:10,425 That's him! 486 00:25:13,970 --> 00:25:15,138 Wanna tell me about it? 487 00:25:19,684 --> 00:25:23,021 I don't know what he told you, you know. His real name is Ben Gruber. 488 00:25:23,730 --> 00:25:25,357 Our mother's been worried sick about him. 489 00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:26,816 Thank God! 490 00:25:26,900 --> 00:25:28,777 I thought I was losing my mind. 491 00:25:28,860 --> 00:25:31,238 I knew he was into wine, so I've been checking all the vineyards 492 00:25:31,321 --> 00:25:33,406 and the little hotels in the area. 493 00:25:33,490 --> 00:25:35,992 -And you're his brother? -Allen, Allen Gruber. Pleasure. 494 00:25:36,076 --> 00:25:37,202 -Hi, Natalie Teeger. -Natalie. 495 00:25:37,285 --> 00:25:38,828 This is Adrian Monk. 496 00:25:38,912 --> 00:25:40,205 Let me get this straight. 497 00:25:40,956 --> 00:25:42,916 Everybody here is pretending they never met him? 498 00:25:42,999 --> 00:25:44,000 Everyone. 499 00:25:44,084 --> 00:25:47,337 Oh… poor kid. He's gotta be scared to death. 500 00:25:47,420 --> 00:25:48,713 Why? 501 00:25:50,966 --> 00:25:52,509 He stole some money 502 00:25:52,592 --> 00:25:55,178 from a bank that he works for, right? 503 00:25:55,262 --> 00:25:56,846 And he took off. 504 00:25:56,930 --> 00:25:58,682 I talked to the local DA and she said, you know, 505 00:25:58,765 --> 00:26:00,892 they'd go easy on him if he turned himself in. 506 00:26:00,976 --> 00:26:02,936 That's why I'm here. I figured, 507 00:26:03,019 --> 00:26:04,980 you know, if I showed up, maybe I could find him. 508 00:26:05,063 --> 00:26:06,815 Maybe I could talk him into returning the money. 509 00:26:06,898 --> 00:26:08,066 How much did he take? 510 00:26:08,149 --> 00:26:10,944 -$3.1 million. -[both] Whew! 511 00:26:11,027 --> 00:26:13,321 Although it sounds like he's spending some of it already. 512 00:26:14,281 --> 00:26:18,618 He's been paying people off to say they've never heard of him. 513 00:26:19,452 --> 00:26:22,539 You think he's still here? I mean, why would he stay? 514 00:26:24,708 --> 00:26:25,834 What was he driving? 515 00:26:25,917 --> 00:26:28,420 '86 Buick, last I heard. 516 00:26:34,843 --> 00:26:35,844 What are the odds? 517 00:26:36,469 --> 00:26:38,013 An '86 Buick. 518 00:26:38,096 --> 00:26:39,306 Well, it can't be his. 519 00:26:39,389 --> 00:26:40,849 This car has been here forever. 520 00:26:40,932 --> 00:26:42,267 Mmm, I don't think so. 521 00:26:42,350 --> 00:26:44,811 There's a dent here, but no rust. 522 00:26:45,770 --> 00:26:48,023 And there's no rust in the wheel wells. 523 00:26:48,106 --> 00:26:50,108 This car hasn't been here long. 524 00:26:50,191 --> 00:26:52,277 So he's still here somewhere. 525 00:26:52,360 --> 00:26:54,070 Well, he's not in that house. 526 00:26:54,988 --> 00:26:57,615 And we call this the barrel room. 527 00:26:57,699 --> 00:27:00,201 These containers are filled with 60 gallons 528 00:27:00,285 --> 00:27:02,329 of our world-famous Chardonnay. 529 00:27:02,412 --> 00:27:05,915 It's gonna age in these containers for exactly 11 months. 530 00:27:05,999 --> 00:27:08,543 I like to think of it as a living thing. 531 00:27:08,626 --> 00:27:10,879 Like a baby growing inside a mother's womb. 532 00:27:10,962 --> 00:27:13,798 Mr. Gruber! I thought we'd lost you. 533 00:27:13,882 --> 00:27:15,800 Oh, sorry. I just got turned around. 534 00:27:26,436 --> 00:27:30,482 If you follow me, we're literally gonna be stepping back in time. 535 00:27:30,565 --> 00:27:34,069 Wine stomping, it's a tradition that goes back thousands of years 536 00:27:34,152 --> 00:27:35,612 to the Greeks. 537 00:27:35,695 --> 00:27:38,156 We're one of the last vineyards in California 538 00:27:38,239 --> 00:27:41,159 that at least makes some of their wine using this method. 539 00:27:42,202 --> 00:27:45,288 -Mm-hmm. -[liquid splashing] 540 00:27:46,456 --> 00:27:48,041 [Monk] Oh, my God. 541 00:27:49,334 --> 00:27:51,044 Do people actually drink that? 542 00:27:51,127 --> 00:27:52,212 Yeah, I think so. 543 00:27:52,295 --> 00:27:53,797 Are they insane? 544 00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:57,092 Go, ask her if they're insane. Just ask her. 545 00:27:57,175 --> 00:27:58,968 I'm not gonna ask her that, Mr. Monk. 546 00:27:59,052 --> 00:28:01,346 And of course we can't press all of our wine like this. 547 00:28:01,429 --> 00:28:02,597 It would take too long. 548 00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:05,558 But we do make one label using this method. 549 00:28:05,642 --> 00:28:07,602 -The Allacco Cabernet. -Aah! 550 00:28:07,685 --> 00:28:09,687 It can be bought from our store out front. 551 00:28:10,522 --> 00:28:11,356 Uh… 552 00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:15,860 [Monk] I can't believe that's the Allacco Cabernet. 553 00:28:15,944 --> 00:28:17,445 [Natalie] I know, just take it easy. 554 00:28:17,529 --> 00:28:21,074 I've been drinking that wine for 15 years. It's foot wine! 555 00:28:22,534 --> 00:28:25,578 -I can taste it. -Oh… come on! You cannot taste it. 556 00:28:25,662 --> 00:28:28,748 I-I-I can. I can taste the feet now. 557 00:28:28,832 --> 00:28:30,792 I can taste-- And the toes. 558 00:28:30,875 --> 00:28:32,961 -And what's between the toes. -And the fungus. 559 00:28:34,087 --> 00:28:36,381 -It really is barbaric. -Okay, I didn't see any fungus. 560 00:28:36,464 --> 00:28:38,425 Look, I'm sure they have clean feet. 561 00:28:38,508 --> 00:28:40,677 There are probably rules about that stuff. 562 00:28:43,972 --> 00:28:45,807 Okay, I admit it. That's pretty disgusting. 563 00:28:47,183 --> 00:28:49,227 Saw a vending machine back there. You want a soda? 564 00:28:50,019 --> 00:28:51,187 Excuse me? 565 00:28:51,271 --> 00:28:52,939 To wash your mouth out. You want a soda? 566 00:28:53,857 --> 00:28:55,400 Ah, that would be great. Thanks. 567 00:28:58,027 --> 00:28:59,362 Tome su tiempo. 568 00:29:00,447 --> 00:29:01,281 What? 569 00:29:01,906 --> 00:29:03,867 It means, "Take your time." 570 00:29:04,617 --> 00:29:05,869 Right. 571 00:29:05,952 --> 00:29:07,078 [whispering] Natalie. 572 00:29:08,496 --> 00:29:09,706 Natalie, he's lying. 573 00:29:10,415 --> 00:29:13,877 This guy and the man I met last night are not brothers. 574 00:29:15,003 --> 00:29:16,421 He just said "soda." 575 00:29:16,504 --> 00:29:19,674 And Zwibell, Gruber, or whatever his name is, said "pop." 576 00:29:19,757 --> 00:29:22,677 And he was bilingual. This guy doesn't speak a word of Spanish. 577 00:29:22,761 --> 00:29:24,721 They could not have grown up in the same house. 578 00:29:25,430 --> 00:29:28,558 Okay, I need to find out who he really is. 579 00:29:30,143 --> 00:29:32,520 Listen… can you break into his car? 580 00:29:32,604 --> 00:29:34,439 Can I break into his car? 581 00:29:34,522 --> 00:29:35,732 -Yes, I can. -Okay. 582 00:29:35,815 --> 00:29:37,484 I'll keep him busy. I'll take him to the bar. 583 00:29:37,567 --> 00:29:39,110 Try to get him drunk. 584 00:29:39,194 --> 00:29:41,446 Uh, loosen him up. Maybe he'll make a misstep. 585 00:29:41,529 --> 00:29:44,949 -Wait, wait, wait. You're gonna drink? -Don't worry. I know what I'm doing. 586 00:29:47,410 --> 00:29:48,244 Hi. 587 00:29:49,245 --> 00:29:51,623 I'm sitting with my friend over there. 588 00:29:51,706 --> 00:29:53,625 He would like a bottle of your house white. 589 00:29:53,708 --> 00:29:55,210 -Okay. -And, uh, 590 00:29:55,293 --> 00:29:57,962 do you have any non-alcoholic wine? 591 00:29:58,046 --> 00:30:02,050 We have a very nice Claret. Zero alcohol. 592 00:30:02,133 --> 00:30:04,969 -No alcohol at all. -That's what I said. 593 00:30:05,053 --> 00:30:06,429 I'll have that. 594 00:30:06,513 --> 00:30:08,306 Could you put it in a carafe? 595 00:30:08,389 --> 00:30:09,974 -Uh-huh. -You don't have to bring the bottle. 596 00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:12,101 You got it. We'll bring it over to you. 597 00:30:12,185 --> 00:30:13,478 [coin clinks] 598 00:30:15,188 --> 00:30:17,190 Table twelve needs a bottle of the house white. 599 00:30:17,273 --> 00:30:20,902 And a carafe of that Claret. 600 00:30:20,985 --> 00:30:22,028 [woman] You got it. 601 00:30:23,363 --> 00:30:24,656 Here you go. 602 00:30:24,739 --> 00:30:25,823 Oh, thank you. 603 00:30:27,450 --> 00:30:31,204 I do appreciate you taking such an interest, Mr. Monk. 604 00:30:31,287 --> 00:30:33,957 Oh, well, I have a brother too. 605 00:30:34,040 --> 00:30:37,418 I'd be worried sick if anything happened to him. 606 00:30:39,879 --> 00:30:42,590 So… to your brother. 607 00:30:43,550 --> 00:30:44,634 Wherever the hell he is. 608 00:30:57,313 --> 00:30:58,398 Thirsty boy. 609 00:30:59,148 --> 00:31:01,568 Catch me if you can. [low grunt] 610 00:31:06,030 --> 00:31:07,615 [Monk] Do you have a lot of friends? 611 00:31:08,950 --> 00:31:10,285 I'll bet you do. 612 00:31:11,202 --> 00:31:12,328 Sometimes I… 613 00:31:13,413 --> 00:31:15,123 turn on the TV. 614 00:31:15,206 --> 00:31:17,292 And I turn the sound way down… 615 00:31:18,835 --> 00:31:22,338 And… I pretend that they're talking to me. 616 00:31:23,172 --> 00:31:24,591 And everybody likes me. 617 00:31:27,051 --> 00:31:28,052 "Adrian." 618 00:31:29,178 --> 00:31:31,681 "Welcome back. Oh, we're so happy to see you." 619 00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:34,309 "We are so happy to see you." 620 00:31:36,978 --> 00:31:38,855 I'll bet you have a lot of friends. 621 00:31:46,905 --> 00:31:49,282 You look like a moose. 622 00:31:49,365 --> 00:31:50,908 [laughs] You do. 623 00:31:50,992 --> 00:31:52,619 I'm gonna call you 624 00:31:53,244 --> 00:31:56,998 Mr. Luke Like-a-Moose. 625 00:31:57,832 --> 00:32:00,585 [laughing] Luke Like-a-Moose. 626 00:32:01,836 --> 00:32:03,212 So, about your brother… 627 00:32:04,130 --> 00:32:05,757 I'm sorry about the moose thing… 628 00:32:06,841 --> 00:32:10,261 Hey! Wait, wait, whoa. Whoa, wait, wait. First, listen. What song is this? 629 00:32:16,309 --> 00:32:19,062 [whistling] 630 00:32:28,529 --> 00:32:29,864 Al Nicoletto. 631 00:32:38,706 --> 00:32:40,667 Captain Stottlemeyer, please. It's important. 632 00:32:40,750 --> 00:32:42,251 -[clattering] -[Monk mumbling] 633 00:32:42,335 --> 00:32:43,753 Maybe you've had enough, Mr. Monk. 634 00:32:44,921 --> 00:32:47,882 No. No, no, no, no. Um… I'm fine. 635 00:32:48,716 --> 00:32:50,468 I'm fine. [groans] 636 00:32:50,551 --> 00:32:51,636 Isn't this great? 637 00:32:52,428 --> 00:32:55,848 Just a couple of guys sitting in a revolving restaurant. 638 00:32:56,516 --> 00:32:58,267 Ah, I love that. 639 00:32:58,351 --> 00:32:59,811 [breathless] Hey. 640 00:32:59,894 --> 00:33:02,647 Mr. Monk, could I just talk to you for a second in private? 641 00:33:02,730 --> 00:33:04,148 [laughs] 642 00:33:04,232 --> 00:33:05,942 [Natalie feigning laughter] 643 00:33:06,025 --> 00:33:06,859 That's it. 644 00:33:08,361 --> 00:33:09,946 [Monk laughing hysterically] 645 00:33:10,029 --> 00:33:11,322 Mr. Monk, come on, come on. 646 00:33:11,406 --> 00:33:12,699 -[laughing] -Come on. 647 00:33:13,658 --> 00:33:15,326 -Ha-ha! -You're drunk! 648 00:33:15,410 --> 00:33:19,455 -[laughing] No, it's non-alcoholic. -[groans] 649 00:33:19,539 --> 00:33:22,166 [Monk laughing] 650 00:33:22,250 --> 00:33:25,586 I got him right where I want him! Look! I'm winking. 651 00:33:27,797 --> 00:33:29,424 Okay, Mr. Monk, listen to me! You were right, 652 00:33:29,507 --> 00:33:31,592 his name isn't Gruber. It's Al Nicoletto, Jr. 653 00:33:31,676 --> 00:33:34,012 He has five arrests, no convictions. [groans] 654 00:33:34,095 --> 00:33:36,639 -He's a contract killer. -Al, is this true? 655 00:33:41,352 --> 00:33:44,230 Yes or no, is this true? 656 00:33:47,066 --> 00:33:48,568 -[machine whirs] -[Monk mumbles] 657 00:33:48,651 --> 00:33:50,153 [Natalie] I already called the police! 658 00:33:50,236 --> 00:33:51,988 They're on their way, so don't do anything stupid. 659 00:33:52,071 --> 00:33:53,364 [Al] Don't you do anything stupid. 660 00:33:53,448 --> 00:33:55,116 And so it is agreed! 661 00:33:55,199 --> 00:33:59,579 And let the word go forth that nobody will do anything stupid. 662 00:33:59,662 --> 00:34:02,206 -Let's go, let's go. What are you doing? -Oh, you'll thank me later. 663 00:34:02,290 --> 00:34:03,666 -Forget the bottle! -[grunting] 664 00:34:03,750 --> 00:34:04,709 Ahh! 665 00:34:06,002 --> 00:34:07,253 [grunting] 666 00:34:07,336 --> 00:34:10,047 -Uhh! Mr. Monk, hit him! -With what? 667 00:34:10,131 --> 00:34:13,092 -Aah! The bottle! [grunts] -Which one? 668 00:34:13,176 --> 00:34:15,595 -[both grunting] -It doesn't matter! 669 00:34:15,678 --> 00:34:17,054 [grunting] 670 00:34:17,138 --> 00:34:18,723 -Ahh! -[thuds] 671 00:34:24,437 --> 00:34:25,480 [Monk groans] 672 00:34:27,023 --> 00:34:28,316 -Oh, my God. -[grunts] 673 00:34:28,399 --> 00:34:31,444 Oh, God. I almost had a heart attack. Oh, God. 674 00:34:32,570 --> 00:34:34,322 Heart attack. 675 00:34:34,405 --> 00:34:36,532 [Stottlemeyer] Yeah, I'd say he's pretty important. 676 00:34:36,616 --> 00:34:39,243 The feds are sending a private plane to pick him up. 677 00:34:40,578 --> 00:34:42,330 It's 9mm. 678 00:34:42,413 --> 00:34:44,707 Ben Gruber's partner was found shot to death 679 00:34:44,791 --> 00:34:47,960 in his hotel room in New York City five days ago. 680 00:34:48,044 --> 00:34:50,713 Now, I'm betting that those bullets match this gun. 681 00:34:51,672 --> 00:34:52,507 They got him. 682 00:34:53,216 --> 00:34:54,884 Watch the feds take all the credit. 683 00:34:55,718 --> 00:34:57,053 [Disher] Captain… 684 00:34:57,136 --> 00:34:59,013 You have got to see this. 685 00:34:59,096 --> 00:35:01,390 Monk's in there doing one of his summation things. 686 00:35:02,141 --> 00:35:03,226 He's wasted. 687 00:35:03,935 --> 00:35:08,481 When I hear-- when I heard N-n-nat'lie… 688 00:35:08,564 --> 00:35:10,608 say she almost had a heart attack… 689 00:35:11,651 --> 00:35:14,487 I remember, I remembered that… 690 00:35:15,363 --> 00:35:20,243 Larry Zwibell, a.k.a. also known as Ben Gruber… 691 00:35:20,326 --> 00:35:22,411 [whispering] …was taking heart medicine. 692 00:35:23,704 --> 00:35:24,705 Cappy! 693 00:35:25,498 --> 00:35:27,542 [grunts] Ladies and gentlemen, 694 00:35:27,625 --> 00:35:29,794 Captain Leland Stottlemeyer. 695 00:35:29,877 --> 00:35:31,337 Homicide! 696 00:35:31,420 --> 00:35:33,673 Show-- show 'em your badge. 697 00:35:33,756 --> 00:35:35,758 Show it. Show 'em-- show-- show it. 698 00:35:35,842 --> 00:35:37,218 -Show it. -Monk-- 699 00:35:37,301 --> 00:35:38,511 I solved the case. 700 00:35:38,594 --> 00:35:40,763 Good. Good, good, good. Let's, let's, um… 701 00:35:40,847 --> 00:35:42,723 -Okay. Show-- -Let's let these people 702 00:35:42,807 --> 00:35:45,518 -go up to their rooms, okay? -W-where's your gun? 703 00:35:45,601 --> 00:35:48,396 -He's got a gun. -Monk… 704 00:35:48,479 --> 00:35:51,899 Oh, no! No, no, no, no! No, no, no. You don't understand. 705 00:35:51,983 --> 00:35:55,570 No, no, no. These are the suspects! 706 00:35:55,653 --> 00:35:57,363 Oh, yeah. 707 00:35:57,446 --> 00:35:58,948 They're all in on it. 708 00:35:59,031 --> 00:36:01,576 -Well, what did they do? -What did they-- Look at them! 709 00:36:01,659 --> 00:36:03,077 I mean, look! 710 00:36:03,161 --> 00:36:06,539 Oh, look at 'em! Okay. Okay. 711 00:36:06,622 --> 00:36:10,293 They may not look like cold-blooded killers, 712 00:36:11,460 --> 00:36:13,588 but they're, uh… ooh… 713 00:36:14,297 --> 00:36:15,798 Heh, they're criminals. 714 00:36:16,591 --> 00:36:19,010 Yeah. They're criminals. 715 00:36:19,677 --> 00:36:20,511 Criminal. 716 00:36:22,013 --> 00:36:22,889 Criminals. 717 00:36:25,516 --> 00:36:26,893 -[thuds] -[gasps] Mr. Monk! 718 00:36:27,393 --> 00:36:28,644 They're criminals, I'm telling ya! 719 00:36:30,521 --> 00:36:31,689 Oh, yeah. 720 00:36:31,772 --> 00:36:34,150 We're gonna need a big 'ol paddy wagon. 721 00:36:35,651 --> 00:36:38,196 Do they still have… paddy wagons? 722 00:36:38,821 --> 00:36:41,490 Here you go, Mr. Monk. Please, please drink this coffee. 723 00:36:41,574 --> 00:36:44,118 -Okay. -[softly] Be careful. 724 00:36:44,202 --> 00:36:45,411 Okay. 725 00:36:50,666 --> 00:36:53,961 -Cup o' Joe. Keep that warm. -No, no, no. 726 00:36:58,549 --> 00:36:59,800 Here's what happened. 727 00:36:59,884 --> 00:37:02,261 I went to bed around 10:00. 728 00:37:02,345 --> 00:37:04,472 They were still playing poker. 729 00:37:04,555 --> 00:37:06,641 Gruber must have needed more cash, 730 00:37:06,724 --> 00:37:08,851 so he went upstairs to get it. 731 00:37:08,935 --> 00:37:11,354 I went to bed around 10:00. 732 00:37:12,355 --> 00:37:14,649 They were all still playing the poker. 733 00:37:14,732 --> 00:37:15,733 [Stottlemeyer] Monk! 734 00:37:16,859 --> 00:37:18,152 We've heard this part already. 735 00:37:18,236 --> 00:37:21,614 Cappy! Cappy, you made it. 736 00:37:21,697 --> 00:37:24,075 Ohh… ohh… 737 00:37:24,158 --> 00:37:25,493 How you doing? 738 00:37:25,576 --> 00:37:26,452 I… 739 00:37:27,870 --> 00:37:28,996 I… 740 00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:30,373 I love you. 741 00:37:30,456 --> 00:37:31,290 I just… 742 00:37:31,958 --> 00:37:34,877 -Uh… -[laughing nervously] 743 00:37:34,961 --> 00:37:36,212 I love you too, Monk. 744 00:37:36,295 --> 00:37:37,922 You just-- you just got… 745 00:37:39,298 --> 00:37:40,383 You… 746 00:37:44,178 --> 00:37:47,014 -Let's go sleep it off. -And thank, thank-- thanks for the… 747 00:37:48,140 --> 00:37:49,558 -What? -Thanks for the… 748 00:37:50,977 --> 00:37:52,311 -Look at that. -[chuckles] 749 00:37:52,395 --> 00:37:55,481 -What's that thing? -[both chuckle] 750 00:37:55,564 --> 00:37:57,483 All right, come here. Come here a minute. 751 00:37:57,566 --> 00:37:59,110 -I'm gonna get me one. -Up to bed. 752 00:37:59,193 --> 00:38:00,695 -Okay. -Well, he-- 753 00:38:07,368 --> 00:38:09,704 See, Gruber never came back. 754 00:38:09,787 --> 00:38:12,581 They got worried and decided to go upstairs 755 00:38:12,665 --> 00:38:13,708 and check on him! 756 00:38:15,001 --> 00:38:17,753 They found Ben Gruber dead. 757 00:38:17,837 --> 00:38:20,965 He was dead from a heart attack. 758 00:38:21,048 --> 00:38:25,261 And cash… $3.1 million. 759 00:38:26,554 --> 00:38:29,682 They must've figured somebody would be coming around looking for it. 760 00:38:29,765 --> 00:38:32,893 That's the kind of money people come looking for. 761 00:38:32,977 --> 00:38:35,479 What to do? What to do? 762 00:38:37,023 --> 00:38:40,776 Well, they decided to hide the body and split the money! 763 00:38:40,860 --> 00:38:42,111 If anybody asked, 764 00:38:42,194 --> 00:38:44,405 they were gonna pretend they never heard of him. 765 00:38:48,784 --> 00:38:49,702 Hold on. 766 00:38:54,415 --> 00:38:56,500 Uhh. [sniffs] 767 00:38:57,877 --> 00:38:58,878 Here's what happened. 768 00:38:58,961 --> 00:39:00,463 [indistinct] 769 00:39:00,546 --> 00:39:03,215 -[Monk] They got rid of Gruber's car. -[shouts] 770 00:39:03,299 --> 00:39:08,304 [Monk] Then, they removed the page with his signature from the guest book 771 00:39:09,764 --> 00:39:12,266 and retook the group photo without him. 772 00:39:12,350 --> 00:39:14,018 He was gone. 773 00:39:14,101 --> 00:39:16,479 It was like he never existed. 774 00:39:16,562 --> 00:39:18,689 -[camera shutter clicks] -Gone like a ghost. 775 00:39:19,815 --> 00:39:21,859 Did you find the money? 776 00:39:22,485 --> 00:39:23,319 Not yet. 777 00:39:23,402 --> 00:39:26,113 He says there was a conspiracy, and we all took the money. 778 00:39:26,197 --> 00:39:30,951 I say this character Gruber junked his own car, 779 00:39:31,035 --> 00:39:34,205 took the cash, and hitchhiked to Mexico. 780 00:39:34,288 --> 00:39:35,498 Can you prove I'm wrong? 781 00:39:36,540 --> 00:39:38,667 Nope. He's right. 782 00:39:38,751 --> 00:39:40,878 Without a body, we don't have a case. 783 00:39:40,961 --> 00:39:42,797 -[Monk snoring] -Monk… 784 00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:45,383 -[snoring softly] -Monk! 785 00:39:45,466 --> 00:39:47,593 [snoring] 786 00:39:47,676 --> 00:39:48,928 Okay, um… 787 00:39:49,678 --> 00:39:51,597 I guess you're all free to go. 788 00:39:51,680 --> 00:39:54,892 Lieutenant, take everybody's address. Make sure it's a valid ID. 789 00:39:54,975 --> 00:39:57,269 Yes, sir. If everybody can just follow me. 790 00:39:57,353 --> 00:39:59,522 We're sorry about the inconvenience. 791 00:40:00,856 --> 00:40:02,316 God, what is it? 792 00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:04,360 -What is what? -This is their new wine. 793 00:40:04,443 --> 00:40:08,197 They bottle it next door. But it has this funky, weird aftertaste, 794 00:40:08,280 --> 00:40:10,408 and I cannot put my finger on it. Here. 795 00:40:11,617 --> 00:40:12,701 [sniffs] 796 00:40:13,911 --> 00:40:15,538 Smells like Aqua Velva. 797 00:40:16,622 --> 00:40:17,623 Oh, my God. 798 00:40:19,291 --> 00:40:20,960 Oh, my God! 799 00:40:21,043 --> 00:40:22,503 It's Aqua Velva. 800 00:40:25,256 --> 00:40:26,298 It's Aqua Velva. 801 00:40:26,382 --> 00:40:27,550 [Monk] It's Aqua Velva… 802 00:40:43,399 --> 00:40:46,277 -[Pierre] It was your lady's idea! -It wasn't my idea! 803 00:40:47,820 --> 00:40:49,738 [Natalie] What's gonna happen to them? 804 00:40:49,822 --> 00:40:53,284 [Stottlemeyer] They didn't kill anybody so they'll probably be home soon. 805 00:40:55,536 --> 00:40:57,496 Well, he's a real party animal. 806 00:40:57,580 --> 00:40:59,665 -[Natalie chuckles] -Okay… 807 00:41:00,791 --> 00:41:01,834 You drive safely, Natalie. 808 00:41:03,335 --> 00:41:06,088 -We'll see you around campus. -Okay, thank you, Captain. I will. 809 00:41:11,093 --> 00:41:12,761 Happy Anniversary, Adrian. 810 00:41:14,013 --> 00:41:15,431 Sorry I didn't believe you. 811 00:41:18,809 --> 00:41:20,728 [engine starts] 812 00:41:39,622 --> 00:41:42,541 ["It's a Jungle Out There" plays]